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Dog quotes (70)

A dog starved at his master's gate Predicts the ruin of the state.
William Blake   Category: Dog

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight its the size of the fight in the dog.
General Dwight David Eisenhower   Category: Dog

The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
Gloria Allred   Category: Dog

Beneath this stone are deposited the remains of one who possessed Beauty without Vanity Strength without Insolence Courage without Ferocity and all the virtues of a man without his vices.
Unknown   Category: Dog

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.
Dr. Smiley Blanton   Category: Dog

The more I see of men the better I like my dog.
Blaise Pascal   Category: Dog

I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we werent certain we knew better.
George Bird Evans   Category: Dog

Its not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog.
Archie Griffin   Category: Dog

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
Fran Lebowitz   Category: Dog

To his dog every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Aldous Huxley   Category: Dog

When a mans best friend is his dog that dog has a problem.
Edward Paul Abbey   Category: Dog

If I have any beliefs about immortality it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven and very very few persons.
James Thurber   Category: Dog

My little old dog a heartbeat at my feet.
Edith Wharton   Category: Dog

You think those dogs will not be in heaven! I tell you they will be there long before any of us.
Robert Louis Stevenson   Category: Dog

Don't accept your dogs admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann Landers   Category: Dog

A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog.
E. N. Westcott   Category: Dog

Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
Alexander Pope   Category: Dog

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Ben Ames Williams   Category: Dog

The best feeling I have ever had about dogs came in a primitive Akah village in the mountains of northern Thailand. The Akah keep dogs like we keep chickens and pigs. They treat their cattle as useful working companions give them names and would never ever think of eating one. But they eat dogs. They are not pets dogs are simply food. There are other ways to look at dogs. I am embarrassed by how people talk to dogs. I wonder what dogs must think. You know what I mean. You have heard it. Even dogs think it is weird. Watch a dog when a human does this. The dog can not believe what his is hearing either. Does Poochie wantum drinky? No. Poochie wantum go outside.
Robert Fulghum   Category: Dog

As a dog returneth to his vomit so a fool returneth to his folly.
The Bible   Category: Dog

Describing life after the elections 1997 Elizabeths back at the red cross and Im walking the dog.
Bob Dole   Category: Dog

If dogs could talk perhaps we should find it as hard to get on with them as we do with people.
Karel Capek   Category: Dog

And in that town a dog was found As many dogs there be Both mongrel puppy whelp and hound And curs of low degree.
Oliver Goldsmith   Category: Dog

Sir a woman preaching is like a dogs walking on his hind legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all.
Dr. Samuel Johnson   Category: Dog

Yesterday I was a dog. Today Im a dog. Tomorrow Ill probably still be a dog. Sigh! Theres so little hope for advancement.
Charles M. Schulz   Category: Dog

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you but he will make a fool of himself too.
Samuel Butler the Younger   Category: Dog

Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun; The Japanese don't care to the Chinese wouldn't dare to; Hindus and Argentines sleep firmly from twelve to one But Englishmen detest a siesta.
Noel Coward   Category: Dog

A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.
Washington Irving   Category: Dog

There is no ornament like virtue There is no misery like worry There is no protection like patience There is no friend equal to generosity.
Nagarjuna   Category: Dog

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner   Category: Dog

His bark is worse than his bite.
George Herbert   Category: Dog

America is a large friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.
Arnold Joseph Toynbee   Category: Dog

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone.
Steven Wright   Category: Dog

There is no fire like passion there is no shark like hatred there is no snare like folly there is no torrent like greed.
Guatama Buddha   Category: Dog

He who seeks wisdom is a wise man; he who thinks he has found it is mad.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca   Category: Dog

Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
Thornton Niven Wilder   Category: Dog

Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.
Martha Scott   Category: Dog

Love me love my dog.
John Heywood   Category: Dog

The dogs kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.
Proverb   Category: Dog

Dogs lives are too short. Their only fault really.
   Category: Dog

Let dogs delight to bark and bite For God hath made them so; Let bears and lions growl and fight For t is their nature too.
Isaac Watts   Category: Dog

Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Ogden Nash   Category: Dog

From a dogs point of view his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
Mabel L. Robinson   Category: Dog

The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.
Henry Ward Beecher   Category: Dog

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of fun out of owning one.
Andrew A. 'Andy' Rooney   Category: Dog

Recollect that the Almighty who gave the dog to be companion of our pleasures and our toils hath invested him with a nature noble and incapable of deceit.
Sir Walter Scott   Category: Dog

When a dog barks at the moon then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers it is patriotism!
David Starr Jordan   Category: Dog

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Sir Winston Churchill   Category: Dog

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
Robert Charles Benchley   Category: Dog

Every dog must have his day.
Jonathan Swift   Category: Dog

The more I see of men the more I like dogs.
Madame Anne Louise Germaine de Staël   Category: Dog

When a dog bites a man that is not news but when a man bites a dog that is news.
Charles Anderson Dana   Category: Dog

Sooner or later we all discover that the important moments in life are not the advertised ones not the birthdays the graduations the weddings not the great goals achieved. The real milestones are less prepossessing. They come to the door of memory.
Susan Brownell Anthony   Category: Dog

Every dogma must have its day.
Carolyn Wells   Category: Dog

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
Dave Barry   Category: Dog

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight what counts is the size of the fight in the dog.
Mark Twain   Category: Dog

Like a dog he hunts in dreams.
Lord Alfred Tennyson   Category: Dog

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.
Sue Murphy   Category: Dog

Fact of the matter is there is no hip world there is no straight world. Theres a world you see which has people in it who believe in a variety of different things. Everybody believes in something and everybody by virtue of the fact that they believe in something use that something to support their own existence.
Francis Vincent Frank Zappa Jr.   Category: Dog

The factory of the future will have only two employees a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.
Warren G. Bennis   Category: Dog

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesnt make it a leg.
Abraham Lincoln   Category: Dog

DOG n. A subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the worlds worship.... [H]is master works for the means wherewith to purchase the idle wag of the Solomonic tail seasoned with a look of tolerant recognition.
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce   Category: Dog

Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul- chicken pork half cow. They must think were the greatest hunters on earth!
Anne Tyler   Category: Dog

There are three faithful friends an old wife an old dog and ready money.
Benjamin Franklin   Category: Dog

The more I see of men the more I admire dogs.
Jeanne-Marie Roland   Category: Dog

When I carefully consider the curious habits of dogs I am compelled to conclude That man is the superior animal. When I consider the curious habits of man I confess my friend I am puzzled.
Ezra Pound   Category: Dog

The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who cant afford a yes man.
Robertson Davies   Category: Dog

Life is like a dogsled team. If you aint the lead dog the scenery never changes.
Lewis McDonald Grizzard Jr.   Category: Dog

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Josh Billings   Category: Dog

I do honour the very flea of his dog.
Ben Jonson   Category: Dog