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Automobiles quotes (19)
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Erma Bombeck Category: Automobiles
You know somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen it said Parking Fine.
Tommy Cooper Category: Automobiles
PEDESTRIAN n. The variable (an audible) part of the roadway for an automobile.
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce Category: Automobiles
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end it would probably be Labor Day weekend.
Doug Larson Category: Automobiles
A tree never hits an automobile except in self–defense.
Unknown Category: Automobiles
When my father finally got around to teaching me to drive he was impressed at my natural talent for driving not knowing that I had already been secretly driving my mothers car around the neighborhood. When I took the test and got my license and my father gave me my own set of keys to the car one night at dinner it was a major rite of passage for him and my mother. Their perception of me had changed and was formally acknowledged. For me the occasion meant a private sanction to do in public what I had already been doing in secret.
Robert Fulghum Category: Automobiles
If you think nobody cares if youre alive try missing a couple of car payments.
Earl Wilson Category: Automobiles
The marvels of modern technology include the development of a soda can which when discarded will last forever and a $17000 car which when properly cared for will rust out in two or three years.
Paul Harwitz Category: Automobiles
Cameron: The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love it is his passion... Ferris: ... it's his fault he didnt lock the garage.
Movie Category: Automobiles
Expect people to be better than they are; it helps them to become better. But don't be disappointed when they are not; it helps them to keep trying.
Merry Browne Category: Automobiles
I think that cars today are almost the exact equivalent of the great Gothic cathedrals: I mean the supreme creation of an era conceived with passion by unknown artists and consumed in image if not in usage by a whole population which appropriates them as a purely magical object.
Roland Barthes Category: Automobiles
Take most people they are crazy about cars. They worry if they get a little scratch on them they are always talking about have many miles they get to a gallon and if they get a brand new car already they start thinking about trading it in for one that is even newer. I do not even like old cars.... Id rather have a horse. A horse is at least human for Gods sake.
J.D. Salinger Category: Automobiles
THe car has become the caraspace the protective and aggressive shell of urban and suburban man.
Marshall McLuhan Category: Automobiles
Everything in life is somewhere else and you get there in a car.
E. B. White Category: Automobiles
People can have the Model T in any colour so long as its black.
Henry Ford Category: Automobiles
A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense.
Proverb Category: Automobiles
The car has become a secular sanctuary for the individual his shrine to himself his mobile Walden Pond.
Edward McDonagh Category: Automobiles
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
Russell Baker Category: Automobiles
If you think nobody cares about you try missing a couple of payments.
Steven Wright Category: Automobiles