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Steve Martin quotes (21)

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
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I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
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I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
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I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
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I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.
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Love is a promise delivered already broken.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
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Well, excuuuuuse me!
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What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
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When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.
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You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
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