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Frank Carson quotes (4)

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.
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I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
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So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
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