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Will Rogers quotes (41)

The more you observe politics the more youve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
Will Rogers   Category: Politeness

If you want to be successful know what you are doing love what you are doing and believe in what you are doing.
Will Rogers   Category: Do

Theres no trick in being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Will Rogers   Category: Comedian

It aint what we don't know that gives us trouble its what we know that aint so.
Will Rogers   Category: Know

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now whats going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?
Will Rogers   Category: Congress

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
Will Rogers   Category: Law

Well all I know is what I read in the papers.
Will Rogers   Category: Reactionaries

The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say Hows the President?
Will Rogers   Category: Job

Buy land. They aint making any more of the stuff.
Will Rogers   Category: Unsorted

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
Will Rogers   Category: Lever

Its great to be great but its greater to be human.
Will Rogers   Category: Learn

Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.
Will Rogers   Category: Diploma

If you can build a business up big enough its respectable.
Will Rogers   Category: Business

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
Will Rogers   Category: Children

An economists guess is liable to be as good as anybody elses.
Will Rogers   Category: Economy

Im not a member of any organized political party Im a Democrat!
Will Rogers   Category: Democrat

There is nothing so stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
Will Rogers   Category: Education

You cant say civilization isnt advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
Will Rogers   Category: Civilization

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Will Rogers   Category: Haste

Its a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
Will Rogers   Category: Government

Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
Will Rogers   Category: If

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
Will Rogers   Category: Practice

Wed all vote for the best man but hes never a candidate.
Will Rogers   Category: Politics

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Will Rogers   Category: Gossip

The American people are very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness with the possible exception of stupidity.
Will Rogers   Category: Ambition

Its not what you pay a man but what he costs you that counts.
Will Rogers   Category: Cost

I would rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it.
Will Rogers   Category: Bought

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers   Category: Humor

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
Will Rogers   Category: Stocks

Even if you are on the right track youll get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers   Category: Decency

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
Will Rogers   Category: Divorce

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
Will Rogers   Category: Flattery

Our constitution protects aliens drunks and U.S. Senators.
Will Rogers   Category: Alcohol

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
Will Rogers   Category: Reputation

Too many people spend money they havent earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.
Will Rogers   Category: Money

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
Will Rogers   Category: Hero

I never met a man I didnt like.
Will Rogers   Category: Chocolate

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.
Will Rogers   Category: Accomplices

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only to give everybody chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes it takes two or three conferences to scare up a war but generally one will do it.
Will Rogers   Category: War

If Stupidity got us into this mess then why cant it get us out?
Will Rogers   Category: Stupidity

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
Will Rogers   Category: Laugh