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J. D. Salinger quotes (5)
Some of my best friedns are children. In fact all of my best friends are children.
J. D. Salinger Category: Children
I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. Thats the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them and then you never know where the hell you are.
J. D. Salinger Category: Love
I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
J. D. Salinger Category: Paranoid
I used to think she was quite intelligent in my stupidity. The reason I did was because she knew quite a lot about the theater and plays and literature and all that stuff. If somebody knows quite a lot about those things it takes you quite a while to find out whether theyre really stupid or not. It tooks me years to find out....
J. D. Salinger Category: Intelligent
Boy when you are dead they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a god dam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you are dead? Nobody.
J. D. Salinger Category: Death