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George Burns quotes (15)

Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning and you cant wait to finish your breakfast. You cant wait to do your exercises. You cant wait to get out and you cant wait to come home because the soup is hot.
George Burns   Category: Breakfast

I look to the future because thats where Im going to spend the rest of my life.
George Burns   Category: Future

If I get big laughs Im a comedian. If I get little laughs Im a humorist. If I get no laughs Im a singer.
George Burns   Category: Humor

Retire? Im going to stay in show business until Im the only one left.
George Burns   Category: Retirement

Happiness is having a large loving caring close-knit family in another city.
George Burns   Category: Family

People are always asking me when Im going to retire. Why should I? Ive got it two ways Im still making movies and Im a senior citizen so I can see myself at half price.
George Burns   Category: Movies

Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
George Burns   Category: Cab

I don't believe in dying. Its been done. Im working on a new exit. Besides I cant die now Im booked.
George Burns   Category: Belief

Don't stay in bed unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns   Category: Bed

Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.
George Burns   Category: Business

You cant help getting older but you don't have to get old.
George Burns   Category: Old

By the time youre eighty years old youve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
George Burns   Category: Learn

Be sure to wear a good cologne a nice aftershave lotion and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes too.
George Burns   Category: Unsorted

Id rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I hate.
George Burns   Category: Hate

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
George Burns   Category: Insanity